So you think you know everything?? Hmmmmm I doubt....

If you answer even half of these, then you definitly think out of the box, else.......
answers are at the end, so let your imagination go wild.....

(1) What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!

(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???

(3)Why is the River Rich?

(4) What do computers like to eat?

(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???

(6) When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???

(7) Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha ???.wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha?? To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???

(8) Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?

(9)A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...
Why???

(10) A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and
takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?

(11) Who is called female Java?

(12) 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing
'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?

Answers:
(1) A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
(2) Where is Pop corn?
(3) It has 2 Banks!!
(4) Chips!!
(5) She had a Bright Student!!
(6) When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant)!!
(7) MICROSOFT ( My- Crow ? Soft )!!
(8) Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis!!
(9) Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law!!
(10) Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita!!
(11) Java'Gal' Srinath!!
(12) it was a HIT song!!